The GOP Clown Car Update for October 12, 2014

Posted: October 12, 2014 in New Post

The clown of the week is Rep. Tom Cotton,  (R-Ar) who is challenging Sen. Mark Pryor for a senate seat. This week, Mr. Cotton held a conference call on which he promoted a meme that has been floating around the Right Wing Nut-O-Sphere for a few weeks now. The hysteria is over an imaginary plot by ISIS to join with the Mexican drug cartel to produce a super villain ready to kill all Americans. Well, maybe just nine out of ten Americans if we take the expert opinion of Frank Gaffney (Just threw up in my mouth).  The conference call garnered so much attention that Fox News invited Tom on to spread the fear to all their old, white, Jesus loving, gun toting viewers. It’s now the biggest hit of the Fall television season. It could have been written by H.G. Wells or Stanley Kubrick, and it now available on the most popular fiction network in America.

The series is called  “Fox News Fiction Theater  2000: The Day of The MexIS” and you can watch new installments every day.  It’s first installment is a Doocy! (Oops, I meant doozy). It is narrated by Rep. Tom Cottton  who, in the opening episode introduces us to a monster more heinous than any seen before by white Christian America. It has the body of an undocumented alien and the head if an Islamic terrorist. It is “The MexIS” and it combines two of Fox News viewership’s worst fears; brown people and and people who worship in Mosques.

In the Season 1 premier, Tom Cotton tells the story of the Mexican cartels and the Islamic State “friending” each other on Facebook. Everything seems benign at first but there is evil lurking to the south. In the opening scene, right wing seer of all things scary, Frank Gaffney, is speaking during an urgent bulletin on Fox News. (Yes, I know EVERY bulletin is urgent on Fox News, but just go with it). His message?  The MexIS is about to knock out the U S power grid and kill “9 out of 10 Americans” in about a year. That time estimate is approximate, he explained,  because it might me less if our supply of beer and episodes of Duck Dynasty run out sooner! And there is only one man standing between you and this fate; Rep. Tom Cotton of Arkansas. He knows this threat and he knows how to stop it . Simply elect him to the US Senate and he will stop The MexIS, and its allies Sen. Mark Pryor and Barack Obama from turning your country into a brown, Islamic dystopia. Will the citizens of Arkansas wise up in time? Will The MexIS devour all that is good, white, and Christian? Will Duck Dynasty be renewed? Well, no spoilers here! You will just have to watch Season 1 of “Fox News Fiction Theater 2000: “The Day of The MexIS”.

In addition, Seasons 2 and 3 are already in the works for the “Fox News Fiction Theater 2000” series. Season 2, scheduled for release during the next “Obamacare” enrollment period, deals with the threat of Canadians who try to trick Americans into universal access to health care. Then, in Season 3, due out in November of 2016,  liberals infiltrate Hobby Lobby and substitute birth control pills for rhinestones in the craft department.

Don’t forget to listen to “The Tim Corrimal Show” this week which features the “Best of the Clown Car”  and great music from Rocky Mountain Mike. Tim and I will be back next week with a new show .

 

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