This week on Episode 350 of The Tim Corrimal Show we discover an open letter to Megyn Kelly from Donald Trump:
You ignorant slut! I always wanted to use that line on someone, and a slut like you is perfect. I see you are back from vacation. Too bad. I hoped you would go in the ocean and get eaten by a shark. With all the blood coming out of your eyes and your whatever, you would really attract huge sharks. But that would be very bad for the sharks, and they would probably spit you out anyway. I’m sorry you came back because you are a very bad journalist. I know this because I talk to really, really good ones and you are not one of them. And as far as that debate goes, who cares what you or Rosie O’Donnell think of me. After all, you are a dumb bimbo and she is a dumb lesbian. So why would anyone take you seriously when you are not nice to a great man who has many, many friends that you do not have. I really was wishing, and honestly many, many were also, that you would have fallen off a boat and get caught in the propeller.
Now, as far as calling women ‘fat pigs, dogs, and disgusting animals’ I never did, except for Rosie O’Donnell and now you. But I don’t want to be politically incorrect to pigs, dogs, or disgusting animals, so I take it back. You are a disgusting cow, and the only people who care about cows are those people in “Slumdog Millionaire” who are stupid people who worship cows. They are so stupid that they call themselves Indians, but I never saw one of them build a casino. And by the way, I build the best casinos in the world and make great deals. Deals that are huge. Huge, good deals. The only deal you ever made was to get whoever does your hair to pour bleach all over it. Honestly, did you think you ever fooled anyone with that hair color. If I liked you, I would let you touch my hair which is really, really nice and blond and soft. Yours looks bad, and I have spoken to many hairdressers at the Mexican Border who tell me how bad it is. By the way, the Mexican Border is the name of a tremendous hair salon I own in Trump Towers.
And as far as your bosses at Fox News, they are really, really not good people. When Fox News sends its people to a debate, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists, and some, I assume, are good people, but none of them were on the panel that night. Instead I get stupid blond bimbos throwing my words back at me as if they were bad or politically incorrect. I can say anything I want because I’m really very rich! I hate you Megyn and I would have loved if you went to one of my resorts and was electrocuted in the shower using a hair dryer. I may have to call my good friend Roger Ailes and have him send you away again, maybe to China to punish them for ripping us off all the time. I beat China all the time, and they love me. They just did a new poll and I’m winning the Chinese. You, on the other hand, are a loser in China.
That’s all I have for now. I have to go and throw Jorge Ramos out of our great country for illegally asking me a question.
I hope you drop dead!