Are you like our POSPOTUS* and full of shit? Are you feeling the need to pinch a loaf? Are you experiencing diarrhea or constipation just like the Orange Overlord’s brain? Does the mere thought of Donald Trump having access to the nuclear codes send you rushing to the bathroom to avoid dropping a deuce in your pants? Well why not enjoy the “go” since you will be spending a lot more time on your toilet during the next four years? Well here on Episode 410 or The Tim Corrimal Show, The Clown Car has the perfect pastime to make your nature’s call enjoyable and challenging. You can now pass the time away playing the new toilet game, “Potty President”. Inspired by the popular games “Potty Basketball” and “Potty Golf”, “Potty President” is a fun pastime to play while you are passing gas, whether from your ass or Trump’s mouth.
Feel like the most powerful man in the world as you grunt and groan your way through the Trump presidency. Just drop your pants around your ankles and put your fingers on the nuclear codes. They look just like the real thing, too! Our wireless control module directs the action while you attack your enemies on a 3D map of the world. Just hang the map on the back of the bathroom door and bombs away! Yes, while you are blowing mud you can be blowing up North Korea, Iran, or that columnist from Newsweek who said nasty things about you.
And as an added bonus, you can tweet your war games on the provided Twitter account. Tell the world in one hundred-fourty characters how wiping out China was as easy as wiping your ass. And there’s more. If you are among the first three-hundred to purchase “Potty President”, we will include our wind-up Kellyanne Conway. She will accompany you every time you drop some shit on the world and explain how it just doesn’t smell like an ordinary person’s. Of course the president doesn’t make stinkers, that smell must be from Hillary Clinton! With Kellyanne there in the bathroom, all your farts will be spun into a lilac smelling fragrance and foul odors explained away as just the lingering smell left by the press.
So don’t wait. Make your next poop pop with all the excitement of crapping on the country like Donald Trump. And while you are at it, don’t forget our accessory kit which includes a blond comb over wig, a roll of U.S. Constitution toilet paper, and gold foil to make your commode look just like the one the Trump uses. Included in the accessory kit is a wind-up deplorable doll that will cheer for you every time you drop a loaf.
So don’t let bathroom time be a boring time. Let loose with nukes while you let loose with your colon just like the real Trump does. Taking a dump doesn’t have to be unpleasant. The next time you drop the kids off at the pool take “Potty President” into the bathroom with you! And don’t take our word for it, just listen to this testimonial from President-elect Trump:
Whenever I feel the need to grow a tail, I always take along ‘Potty President’, so while I’m squeezing a streamer, I can nuke China all at the same time!
So share a shit with the president, after all, you’ll be swimming in his crap for the next four years!
*POSPOTUS copyright © 2017 by Kenny Pick