The Clown Car Update for December 13, 2015

Posted: December 14, 2015 in New Post

This week on episode 365 of the Tim Corrimal Show,  the Three Islamophobic Stooges are back, and they are wackier than ever! I am, of course, referring to Louie “Larry” Gohmert, Steve “Curly Joe” King, and their sadistic and abusive ringleader, Donald “Moe” Trump.  This week the were in full slap-stick splendor with an array of sight gags and idiotic utterances that make the original Stooges seem like Steven Hawking.

To kick off our Stooges feature we have Mr. Trump,  the leader of the republican party and boss of all the stooges.  On Monday, he issued his plan for ending the threat of terrorism in the United States, and it was as insane as it was “Trumpian”  He called for a “total and complete shutdown” of Muslims entering the U.S.“until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on.”  He went on to say :

It is obvious to anybody the hatred [among Muslims] is beyond comprehension.  Where this hatred comes from and why, we will have to determine.

Let me help you out, Mr. Trump, with where the hatred comes from.  It comes from narcissistic American billionaires with bad comb-overs blaming an entire religion for the actions of a handful of psychopaths. It comes from bloviating reality TV stars thinking that ignorance is a virtue.  It comes from right wing nuts who value their guns over their children.  And it comes from Stooges like you who hand the terrorist the very thing they want; your bigoted intolerance.

But what is a Stooges’ show without the supporting cast?  Piling on the hypocrisy of their ringleader,  Louie Gohmert,  of Texas and Steve King of Iowa, eye-poked, slapped and hair-pulled their way into the mayhem.   Louie offered this analysis of just what the terrorists are up to, and threw in an Obama plot.  You see, the Administration is deliberately depositing terrorists in the mid-west as an excuse to take away our guns.  That’s right, it’s all a left wing plot to stop law abiding Christians from owning an AR-15 like Jesus intended. It’s all in the Second Commandment. Or was that the Second Amendment?  Who knows with Louie.  This is the same stooge that, in defense of the Alaska oil pipeline, said his only concern was for the poor Caribou. You see, he said, “So when they [the Caribou] want to go on a date, they invite each other to head over to the pipeline.”  Fossil fuel, the Caribou’s aphrodisiac!

Then, Steve King, Iowa’s whoopee cushion, slapped and eye-poked his  fellow congressman, Keith Ellison.  On “All In with Chris Hayes”, King claimed Ellison, who is Muslim,  was not loyal to the United States.  According to King,  he would not renounce Sharia Law.  Ellison later in the show pointed out that not only is he a loyal American, but had a son serving active duty in the military.  But that never impresses a Stooge.  All they know do is poke you in the eye and walk away with a “yuk-yuk”.

If you are looking for a reason for all this slapstick mayhem you saw this week, maybe the best explanation comes from Dr Seuss.  Paraphrasing a passage from his Christmas classic, “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” may have the answer.

The Trump hated Muslims! The whole Islam religion!

Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be his head was skewed to far to the right.

It could be, perhaps, that his wig was too tight.

But I think the most likely reason of all,

May have been that his brain was ten sizes too small.

Whatever the reason, his wig or his brain,

He stood there on Monday, hating them just the same.

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