The Clown Car Update for November 2, 2014

Posted: November 2, 2014 in New Post

The Tim Corrimal Show is off this week, but GOP clowns never take time off (unlike the GOP House of Representatives). Apparently it is now acceptable, even admirable,  for people holding public office to tell their fellow citizens to “sit down and shut up”. As demonstrated recently, Chris Christie and the Palin clan has elevated bad behavior into a right wing badge of honor. So, with this in mind, I thought I would present my first (and probably last) annual “Sit Down and Shut Up!” awards:

  • To Louie Gomert, who thinks his pants are infested by the Muslim Brotherhood, Hamas is smuggling terrorist babies into our country, Erick Holder has demeaned his asparagus, and has spread this stupidity from Texas to Cairo, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
  • To Steve King, who truly believes that immigrants come to this country to dump their cantaloupe sized calves cache of marijuana, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
  •  To Chuck Todd whose dream to become a legitimate journalist was destroyed when he was captured by a Tea Party Jihadist Cult and and forced to make ads for Mitch McConnell, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
  • To Lindsey Graham and John McCain, who have dedicated the last six years of their life to making Chicken Little look like an optimist, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
  • To Chris Matthews who just this morning on MSNBC blamed the president for a lack of immigration reform because the GOP fears it will make more democrats, using the same argument as…wait for it…RUSH LIMBAUGH, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
  • To the misogynists on Fox News , who think domestic violence is a joke, demean the bravery of women combatants,  and who are a group of old white men suffering from penis envy, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
  • And finally, to Chris Christie, who according to Bloomberg News and has seen New Jersey’s median income fall 12.2 % this year alone, his state’s bond rating cut eight times, his state’s job growth only one third of neighboring New York, and has failed to meet the state’s pension obligations while cutting business taxes by $1.6 billion, here is a BIG, BIG, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

So there you have it, my “Sit Down and Shut Up!” awards for 2014. If I do this every year, they will need a formal name. I am open to suggestions, but I am leaning to “The Christies”.

The Tim Corrimal Show will return next week with more hilarity from the whacky right wing, but until then GET OUT AND VOTE ON TUESDAY!

  1. franciemryl says:

    All the hosts of the Sunday GOP roundup need to Sit the eff down & Shut the eff up, too!

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