The GOP Clown Car Update for August 9, 2014

Posted: August 10, 2014 in New Post

This week the on Episode 305 of The Tim Corrimal Show, the chicken littles of the Ebola scare, Donald Trump and Rush Limbaugh were our Clowns of the Week. Now, Ebola is a deadly disease with symptoms of vomiting, high fever, and headache. The headache is mostly due to listening to the Duo of Doom, Donald Trump and Rush Limbaugh.

First, the Donald demanded victims of the disease not be allowed to enter the United States. After all, we have enough problems already and besides, anyone who would go to Africa to help relieve suffering has to live or die with the consequences, sort of like the people who unwittingly turn on “Celebrity Apprentice” and then suffer a seizure. The Donald reminded us this week that if you lie down with dogs, you get up with an ugly patch of fur on your head. 

Then came Rush Limbaugh whose claim to fame is an oxycodone addiction and a low opinion of sexually active co-eds. He warned his listeners this week that Ebola is just the latest plot the left has developed to advance their agenda. If you challenge his theory, he will remind you of the ‘80’s when liberals used AIDS to try to discredit President Reagan. Remember when all those America haters deliberately contracted a terminal disease just to defy the greatest president this country has ever had? And just when the Kenyan pretender is about to be impeached, BINGO! EBOLA! Yes sir, the left will stop at nothing to take away freedom from fat white gun loving prescription drug addicts. And there you have it; the plot laid out by two of the greatest minds since Moe, Larry and Curly.

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