The GOP Clown Car Update for August 3. 2014

Posted: August 3, 2014 in New Post

This week on Episode 304 of the Tim Corrimal Show John Boehner and his band of merry madmen were the featured GOP clowns of the week. As you may already know, this week the House adjourned for a six week vacation from the hard work of avoiding hard work. But before they left DC, the GOP overwhelmingly voted to authorize Speaker John Boehner to sue the president for his alleged abuses of executive orders, and then criticized the president for not using more executive orders. Now, suing the president was not the only action the GOP authorized Boehner to do. Though not reported by the mainstream media, here is a list of actions authorized by the GOP leadership in case the lawsuit fizzles:

  • Place a bag full of cow droppings on the White House porch, light it on fire, ring the doorbell and hide until the president comes to the door and steps on the bag.
  • Call the White House repeatedly, ask for the president and when the president comes to the phone, hang up.
  • Throw rolls of toilet paper on all the White House trees.
  • Throw Eggs at Air Force One.
  • Sue Bo, the president’s dog.
  • At the next SOTU address, sneak up behind the president and give him a wedgie.

Other options were proposed but rejected; the most interesting was suing McCain and Romney for losing their elections. Good luck, Mr. Speaker and remember to take your whoopee cushion on your next trip to the White House!

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