The Twelve Days of Christmas (Congressional Mix)

Posted: December 19, 2013 in New Post

You all know the melody, so sing along with the House GOP!

On the First day of Christmas my congress gave to me,
No food stamps for poor families.

On the second day of Christmas my congress gave to me,
Two shut downs
And no food stamps for poor families.

On the third day of Christmas my congress gave to me,
Three investigations, two shut downs,
And no food stamps for poor families.

On the fourth day of Christmas my congress gave to me,
Four whacko birds, three investigations, two shut downs,
And no food stamps for poor families.

On the fifth day of Christmas my congress gave to me,
Five defundings!
Four whacko birds, three investigations, two shutdowns,
And no food stamps for poor families.

On the sixth day of Christmas my congress gave to me,
Six reps-a-lying,
Five defundings!
Four whacko birds, three investigations, two shutdowns,
And no food stamps for poor families.

On the seventh day of Christmas my congress gave to me,
Seven budgets shrinking, six reps-a-lying,
Five defundings!
Four whacko birds, three investigations, two shutdowns,
And no food stamps for poor families.

On the eight day of Christmas my congress gave to me,
Eight tax breaks milking, seven budgets shrinking, six reps-a-lying,
Five defundings!
Four whacko birds, three investigations, two shutdowns,
And no food stamps for poor families.

On the ninth day of Christmas my congress gave to me,
Nine Bachmanns prancing, eight tax breaks milking,
Seven budgets shrinking, six reps-a-lying,
Five defundings!
Four whacko birds, three investigations, two shutdowns,
And no food stamps for poor families.

On the tenth day of Christmas my congress gave to me,
Ten lies a leaping, nine Bachmanns prancing, eight tax breaks milking,
Seven budgets shrinking, six reps-a-lying,
Five defundings!
Four whacko birds, three investigations, two shutdowns,
And no food stamps for poor families.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my congress gave to me,
Eleven birthers piping, ten lies a leaping,
Nine Bachmanns prancing, eight tax breaks milking,
Seven budgets shrinking, six reps-a-lying,
Five defundings!
Four whacko birds, three investigations, two shutdowns,
And no food stamps for poor families.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my congress gave to me,
Twelve scandals drumming, eleven birthers piping, ten lies a leaping,
Nine Bachmanns prancing, eight tax breaks milking,
Seven budgets shrinking, six reps-a-lying,
Five defundings!
Four whacko birds, three investigations, two shutdowns,
And no food stamps for poor families.

Comments
  1. Isn’t 9 Marcus Bachmann’s prancing the norm year round?

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